Why don’t we make fun of Britain on July 4th? We should really rub it in their faces that they lost to us. Maybe everyone stands and faces West and we moon them or something. We need some commercials that say “Britain…we beat you” or “in your face Britain!”
I mean we didn’t even have an army to fight them and still won. Their army was trained and considered the best and a bunch of farmers beat them…wait what am I saying…oh crap.